Opening 1 September

The roster is hiring from day one.

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AI employees for your business

Meet the AI employees you hire on 1 September.

Your AI Administrator, AI SMM Manager and AI Sales Consultant start work on day one — and new employees join the roster every month.

We open 1 September. Tell us which AI employee your business needs.

Telegram and AI are live now. Facebook & Instagram activate after Meta's app review.

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The roster

Every employee tagged Hire 1 September starts work on day one. The rest are in development, and the roster grows every month.

€49/month per role · one channel included

AI Administrator
Hire 1 September

AI Administrator

Takes and files your order and booking requests.

What they do

  • Chat requests land on your desk
  • Nothing is booked without you
  • Everything in one place — you confirm
AI SMM Manager
Hire 1 September

AI SMM Manager

Set it up once — it runs your social channels every day on its own.

What they do

  • Keeps a content calendar and publishes daily without being asked
  • Writes the posts and makes the images for Facebook, Instagram and Telegram
  • You see what went out and can change it
AI Sales Consultant
Hire 1 September

AI Sales Consultant

Answers product questions and guides customers to a purchase.

What they do

  • Answers from your catalogue — never invents a price
  • Leads the conversation to a decision
  • Hands the customer to you to complete the purchase
AI Business Advisor
In development Advisor

AI Business Advisor

What they will do

A second head for the owner: decisions, plans, honest breakdowns.

An advisor thinks with you. It never acts inside your systems.

AI Marketing Strategist
In development Advisor

AI Marketing Strategist

What they will do

Plans your marketing — what to publish, where and why. Your other AI employees do the making.

An advisor thinks with you. It never acts inside your systems.

AI Bookkeeping Assistant
In development

AI Bookkeeping Assistant

What they will do

Keeps your money notes tidy: reminders, lists, summaries.

Keeps records and reminders. It is not a licensed accountant and gives no tax advice.

AI Customer Support Agent
In development

AI Customer Support Agent

What they will do

Handles the questions that come back every day.

AI Review Manager
In development

AI Review Manager

What they will do

Gathers reviews and answers every single one.

AI Recruiter
In development

AI Recruiter

What they will do

Posts your vacancies and reads the replies.

AI Website Assistant
In development

AI Website Assistant

What they will do

Meets visitors right on your website.

AI Receptionist
In development Phone channel

AI Receptionist

What they will do

Answers your business phone line — greets callers, answers questions about your business, and takes booking requests, so no call goes unanswered.

AI Video Maker
In development

AI Video Maker

What they will do

Turns your catalogue photos into short product videos, ready to post — with the product name, price and call to action taken straight from your catalogue.

AI Translator
In development

AI Translator

What they will do

Lets your business talk to customers in their own language — posts and replies translated, with your names, prices and tone of voice kept intact.

AI Copywriter
In development

AI Copywriter

What they will do

Writes your copy outside social media — website pages, product cards, emails and ads, all in your voice.

Who should we hire next?

You run the business. Tell us which job you would hand over next.

Tell us

Every employee brings its own quota.

Nothing is pooled and nothing is taken from the others. Hire a second role and you get a second quota.

1,000 AI replies a month, per role.
A text question and a voice question each count as one reply.

They already know your business

Your catalogue, your prices, your answers

You set them up once. Every employee works from the same source, in your words.

One catalogue, every channel

Update a price once — it shows up in posts, in DMs and in midnight replies on Facebook, Instagram or Telegram.

They work while you sleep

A question at 23:40 gets an answer at 23:40. You read it over coffee.

Where they stop

  • Your administrator collects booking requests. You confirm them.
  • Your sales consultant talks about products and prices — it never takes a payment in chat.
  • Every reply is AI-generated, and your customers are told so.

Businesses like yours

Beauty studio
Boutique
Restaurant
Fitness studio

Illustrative — images of people synthesized by AI.

Start with one employee. Add the rest when you are ready.

€49/month per role · one channel included

We open 1 September. Tell us which AI employee your business needs.

Telegram and AI are live now. Facebook & Instagram activate after Meta's app review.